Sunday, August 24, 2008

Case File#2 Case of the missing buttons

Hi here's the new case File i was working on. Not much but yes it is highly uninteresting....
Place> Torture land (again> to know more reffer to my last case file: case of the missing goat(ee))
Victim> A teacher called Sassy.
The molester, oops! i mean criminal> Arnab Mitra(Also know as drool boy)

Backgroung of story> Practice for the patriotic song competition had started. Independance day was near and students in our class were practicing the song(we were compelled( Beat up with dil**s)) called Karar oi louho kapat(I dont know if this is an assamese song!). In our group there was arnab. We never knew what was his evil(slimy) intentions behind that piece of paper(held upside down with the song written on it). At intervals he grinned and sang(stained the paper in front with nose shit in the process bcos of sinus) and left us wondering.

Incident 1>
Day> day of the bang, i mean song competition(people had already gone insane> With five of his fingers(entire hand) in his ear ryudo was chanting> La! la! la! La!)
We were all dressed up in our Panjabis(traditional wears). Arnab got this collosal negligee(Sheesh! as if i don't recognise slut clothes) but his Panjabi(Please that is so a negligee) had no buttons and had an almost naval neckline. Arnab told me his problem. i had no idea what the problem was(since i didn't know what hideous thing he had to hide> "Stop imagining shuvojit. Arnab did not grow the boop fruit." ) I innocently asked sassy for a safety pin. She was obliged to give me and when i went ahead to pin up Arnab's neck line she asked me if she could do the honour(with the sarcastic grin that suggested that she took me for a lowly creature). She then saw the freakiest thing on Arnab's chest, a Hairy Tarantula and almost got an insulin shock(Coma for illeterates). All were there picking her up when i(i am soooo stupid) looked at Arnab's chest. it was no poisonous spider but pitch black hair that grew at the centre and looked like a hairy creeper was sprouting from arnab's center(but i swear i saw 2 glowing eyes in there)

END> Arnab gave me his scary grin and i don't know why i had the creepy feeling that he did this on purpose.
Moral of the story> never stay around people who grin and drool too much.

"WHY WHY DO I HAVE THE CREEPIEST AND HAIRIEST FRIENDS"> No offence Ryudo.
Hope u enjoyed this case file. Watch out for my next issue. I'll be back with lots more and maybe some new and cooler reviews. And yes i did take this picture of Arnab with my Digital camera.

Lunar legend> Tsukihime

Here is a review of a manga my friend liked>

Lunar Legend Tsukihime
Synopsis
After being gravely injured in a car accident, young Shiki gains the ability to see strange lines on the people and objects about him. A mysterious woman gives him a pair of glasses which suppress the lines to help him live a normal life and informs him to keep them until he needs to protect someone. Years later, Shiki is to move in with a sister he hasn’t seen since the accident.
Discomfort with his new living situation is perhaps the least of his worries though. Strange murders have the town in the grip of fear and Shiki himself is plagued by a strange nightmare relating to a beautiful blonde woman. When he encounters the woman, she has more than a few surprises to tell him. She claims that Shiki killed her. If that wasn’t shocking enough, she also reveals that she is a vampire.
Dark forces are stalking the night of Shiki’s city and soon he finds himself dragged into the center of it all as the truth behind his strange childhood ability is revealed to him. All the while he is still not sure if the mysterious vampire, Arcueid Brunestud, is a friend or foe.
Review
The opening episode of Tsukihime had me very intrigued. It set up some of the background, provided plenty of mysteries to hook the viewer, and was done in a style that really communicated some of Shiki’s fear and confusion. The opening sequence and music is wonderfully evocative and I ended up having high expectations. I must admit I’m a bit disappointed. It isn’t that Tsukihime is a bad show rather that from the opening few episodes, I honestly thought it was going to end up considerably more impressive.
Overall, the plot is rather intriguing. As I noted earlier, in the beginning there are a number of mysteries hinted at both regarding Shiki’s background and the motivations of several of the people (and beings) that he associates with. Many people around him seem to be much more than they appear at first. As each episode proceeds, the show did a good job of helping to reveal small clues and pieces of information to help keep me intrigued.
About half way through, though, I realized that something just wasn’t right. There were the mysteries, but given that they had already introduced some major supernatural elements, the plot flow felt somewhat stifled. As one of my fellow THEM reviewers put it: "It seems like this show might get good at any moment now." The mystery elements and plot hints were helping to heighten expectations but it felt a bit like they were just stalling.
Once the main plot really does begin to start flowing a bit more readily, a lot of the dramatic tension and impact of several of the events is somewhat dampened by an awkward alternation between the main plot elements and certain aspects of the character development episodes. The romantic relationships between some of the main character start to, somewhat abruptly, take center stage and the episodes centered around such elements disrupted the overall plot flow. I felt they could have done a better job of smoothly integrating those aspects into the plot.
The reason behind this awkwardness probably stems from the heritage of this show. Tsukihime was based on an independently produced computer game that basically is a horror/mystery with hentai and dating sim elements. The game was very popular in Japan and the Type-Moon group has apparently produced a number of sequels (as the original game was an early work). With that background in mind, it is easy to see why the show ended up the way it did especially with the various mysterious attractive women around and somewhat awkwardly handled romantic issues. However, Tsukihime rather wisely keeps its romantic focus rather than falling into the trap of being a supernatural harem show.
Ultimately, the show just feels a bit underdeveloped. I felt somewhat ambivalent about the romance aspects. The characterization in the title contributed heavily to this. Though I could understand the motivations of the characters, they for the most part, seemed underdeveloped. The show also leaned a bit too heavily on exposition for explanation rather than actual character development. Development of the primary romance subplot seemed a bit artificial as well.
For all the built up mystery and atmosphere, when I finally got to the conclusion of the title it just didn’t have as heavy an impact as I was expecting. The earlier noted awkward pacing weakened the tension and the final episode in some ways felt like a quick exercise in tying up loose ends. Without a deep investment in the characters, I ended up being a bit more apathetic.
I felt the character design and background work was fairly good. Though the first episode had a lot of creative visual pacing, from the second episode and continuing the show was a bit more standard in that regard. The animation itself is decent enough and for the most part serves its purpose. Most of the action scenes in this show were extremely brief. They aren’t bad, but the rather basic nature of the encounters doesn’t make them all that exciting either.
In terms of music, I was somewhat impressed by Tsukihime. While the string intensive orchestral soundtrack probably wouldn’t be something that a person would want to necessarily listen by itself, it was integral in helping setting the setting the atmosphere of the show. I particularly liked their choral opening. This was definitely not the type of show where you would want to stick some random J-Pop song in as the opening theme.
Perhaps if I hadn’t had such high expectations for this title I would not be as disappointed. Tsukihime, though somewhat entertaining and atmospheric, is a title that just doesn’t fully maximize its potential. Rating: Though the show did a fairly good job of generating atmosphere, awkward plot pacing in the latter half along with somewhat weak characterization take what could have been a great title and make it instead a simply average one. -->-->
Though the show did a fairly good job of generating atmosphere, awkward plot pacing in the latter half along with somewhat weak characterization take what could have been a great title and make it instead a simply average one. — Jeremy A Beard
Recommended Audience: Well, several people die in this title. Most of the violence tends to be rather brief. In the first few episodes there are supernatural beings that tend to just disappear when killed but things get a bit bloodier later on. Some of the most vicious wounding though is never shown directly. Later on, there is a implied sexual encounter though you are only show the couple together in bed right before with some brief kissing and right after, so this is far from hentai land. Overall, it is generally safe for teens and above.

Ok! see ya around

Bye. I have been reading up new stuff. so i'll publish my latest fave list very soon.

By the way this review is more about the anime. Read the manga to gather first hand experience.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Is beauty just skin deep???

Catch a glimpse of all these Holly beauties without their makeup.













Thats a shock.
I am working on my latest case file>#2 The case of the missing buttons. So keep a look out for my latest. Don't worry i'll be comin back with more reviews and my latest fav list very soon. Bye for now.........

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Case File1# The case of the missing (goat)ee

Hi friends, this is my first case file> i'll try to make this as unintresting as possible.

Place> The place called torture land... oops! i mean school.
Victim> Chibi God Sagnik(or is it Shagnick), lets just call him by the name he likes to be called- > Ryudo(or was it Ryodu?)
Aim>To molest an innocent (Yeah right!) student.
Crime> Sagnik is too proud about anything black and hairy that sticks out from his skin(ewww!)
So he commited the henious crime of growing a very bushy gotee(the thing that looks like pubic hair and sticks out from your chin croch)
INCIDENT 1> It was 16th of July 2008. We the L.S.S.C(let's screw Sagnik club) as usual was waiting for him(to do our usual). but sagnik didnt come. Somebody informed us that Sagnik was caught for having a collosal tuft of thing under his chin. As far as the recent reports he was pulled out by using his goatee which was the root of all evil. Sagnik was send home as asked to shave of his thing> if it was possible and even after Shagnik gave all outrageous reasons like> its supposed to be realigious and its very special since i thing my first tooth is still somewhere in it(ewwww! gross) our strong willed principal spanked his lowly ass and send him home.
2> Sagnik's mom is really angry and she brings the family heirloom> the holy-demonic(????) chisel to uproot sagnik's hair bfore his dad could find out that his son got (*****) bcos of something as discrete as hair.... Sagnik's dad didnt react but history mentioned him as a scary man and he lived upto it. Yes u got it. later he -------------------------------------------------Sagnik(Fill up the blank with all the gruesome words possible.)
END> Sagnik did come to school . He had his (goat)ee shaved of(pulled out). Yes we were shocked but still the excessive amnt of ear hair that was sticking out was a scarier sight(Guess what happened?)people kept staring and then it became an old story but nobody had to see that horrible sight i had seen that day. while all were busy mentally and verbally scr***ng him i saw sagnik's Goatee down there in his Tiffin Box and he was all over it.
Moral of the story> If u think people like to look Fuzz free your wrong. some are umm! hair freaks. Check it out for yourself.

Sagnick looks a lot scarier in real life. and he's got DBZ like hair. OH MY GOD!

Note> I took special permission from Ryudo to post this case file and seriosly i hope i didn't offend anyone (especially if u like to stay grizzly too) and i hope u liked the special flavour i added to one of the most uninteresting events of my life. Bye then.................

Thursday, August 7, 2008

The end of Aang

AVATAR>
Finnaly Avatar the last Air Bender(legend of Aang) comes to a close and rather beautifully. I saw the last few episodes that released on the 19 th of last month. Ep 16 and 17 were realesed some days bfore while the last 4 epps were collectively shown on Nicklodean as a movie over a span of 2 hrs(the 4 parts of epp Sozin's comet)
In my post i am not going to write an eppisode synopsis since i am sure all Avatar fans out there(who haven't seen the last few episodes) know what happened and surely i am not going to go in much more details(it might turn out as spoilers) but i will list some points i liked and disliked about the show's dramatic ending>

Likes:
1) The agni kai between Azula and Zuko at the very end was amazing, although it was Katara who ended the fight with Azula. At the very end u actually feel sorry for her bcos of her disturbed past.
2) The battle between Fire lord Ozai and avatar Aang was awesome too. But it seemed more like a turn based butt whipping. First Ozai whips Aang and then aang gets into his avatar state and whips him back to win the day. But the turning point was how Aang did it. He defeated him without harming him(or killing him)> i'll let u guess!!!!!!!!!!!
3) And yes everything falls in place and we get to see a cute ending.
4)The ending was big and felt very correct.

Dislikes:
1) The mystery of Zuko's mom(as in what happened to her) was never explained although at the very end Fire lord Zuko(oops! a spoiler) asks the captive ex fire lord(moron)> "Where is my mother?".
2)For all Zutara fans, Bad luck they don't hook up.
3)For such a hyped season ending it was a bit melo. I felt it was just abrupt but anyways i felt the ending was done very beautifully(it ended with the Aang katara kiss. ewwwww! it felt so pedoish. soory about that. No hard feelings)> I know i cant make up my mind. all i wanted was that the ending just spanned over a few more epps.

Gallery:

THE END>

Jeff and his puppets

Friends have u ever seen Jeff Dunham's puppet shows. They are hilarious. Jeff has done a brilliant job as a ventriloquist. As far as i know he holds stage shows with 5 of his puppets mainly

>Peanut the pink woozle.(thats him in the pic)

>Walter the grumpy ol' man(he's there too)

>José Jalapeño on a Stick(u can guess what that is)

>Bubba J

>Sweet Daddy d

>Achmed the dead terrorist(the skeleto in the pic. Duh!)


>Melvin the superhero guy.

Learn more about him> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Dunham (this video will show a ten min show of jeff with his puppet> Achmed(my fav))

*He has released two seasons on two DVD's> sea 1: Sparks of Insanity and sea2: Arguing with myself*

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Friends forever....

Finally the day's here.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.....

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Celebrating FRIENDSHIP....

ON FRIENDS... A tribute? Nah!
Hi friends, its been a long time since i posted(wasnt it last week????)Today i want to do something that all the bloggers on Earth do. Post on something about my life(Hello! bear with me)I know i shouldnt be boring u but hey Friendship day is due on the 3rd so i wanted to wish all of u a VERY HAPPY F DAY( I little early i guess).
Like all of u out there even i have very special friends in my life. Friends are supposed to be people with whom u share your deepest secrets and they are the pillar of your strength. Yes. i know it would be very unjust of me to mention a few on my blog but thats how life is(i am so evil!) So i want to tell u about some really good friends of mine and qualities of them i like.

To start with there is :-
1)SAGNICK(Ryudo)> He pretends to be a tough critic but he is extremely sweet and senti, the one who gets easily hurt. Lately i realized that whenever i am trying to do something(like drawing, singing and blah) he pretends that he is like crap in it and then he praises me for being so good at whatever i do. He really likes keeping others happy, one who couldnt hurt a fly.
2)Shuvojit> is another of my closest frinds(sorry if i'm grammatically incorrect somewhere) He is so easy going, the chilled type. I love hearing his famous oneliner- "I am so bored". He is extremely helpful and is my personal encyclopedia. I tell him even the smallest incidents that happen in my tuition. He cant break a heart,(that is why it is so easy to blackmail him)although he feels leftout sometimes when i and Sag talk about common intrests, then he shift his attention to Arn.

3)Oh that brings me to Arn(Arnab) also infamously known as drool boy. it takes nothing to make him start drooling. He either has a grim expression on his face or all his 32 teeth(err! do we have that many?) are out flashing. he is a very studious but that doesnt stop him from playing Diablo2 or reading GTO. His favourite pastime is (Um! better not mention) Yup he is quite a perv. But a good soul nevertheless.
4)Now coming to SHARAD da> He is a past pupil of my school and his attitude is just so bi*chy. He is cool and trendy. He's also got guts. He is a person with whom i can eally share all my secrets. As soon as i buy a new book and its upto the mark(on his ratometer) he has to have it. We share many things and yes we frequently meet to catch on with the latest gossips. He can paint and play the piano very well, and he knows Japanese(remember).
5)Then there is Surya da(Sharad da's bro). Although i don't remember much of him from back at school(Yes! he was a past pupil as well) but it didnt stop us from resuming the friendship again. He has got an amazing smile and i am grateful to him for bringing all those awesome mangas, anime, comics etc from US. The best thing about him that he is not hard at all, u can crack him like a nut i.e its easy to convince him(Thats not good always). And he is patient and softspoken, u will always have delighful conversations with him.

6)BuBlu(Gunner frost)> Bublu lives near my house and we have been friends from...(i dont remember). we share a very close bond(does that make any sense?). whenever i had a problem playing a game, he was always there to help(Everyone in the world is a better gamer than me. Boo Hoo hoo !). Sometimes we shared a brother-ly bond and somtimes we quarelled like crazy but we always forgave each other. We spent hours over each others house. Its hard to believe that it was 'Pokemon' that made us familiar with each other.

SO THAT BRINGS AN END TO MY POST TODAY. ITS HARD TO SQUEEZE NAMES OF MANY PEOPLE IN A SINGLE POST(DONT WORRY. I WONT BE POSTING ON THIS TOPIC AGAIN) BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN NO ONE ELSE HADNT PLAYED AN IMP ROLE IN MY LIFE. THERE IS RIYAM DA,SOUNAK(YES I DO HAVE NAMESAKES), SAYANTAN AND MANY MORE.... I WOULD LIKE TO END SAYING THAT FRIeND'S AR ASSESTS WE SHOULD NEVER LOSE.
NOTE:Now onwards i will also post small incidents that happen in my life(obviously i'll exaggerate). I hope u liked my small review.... on my friends.

See ya................................................................................................

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Recommended Manga List.

Right, here you go. This is my list of recommended mangas. The ones in red are the ones I HIGHLY recommend.

Claymore
Rurouni Kenshin
Air Gear
D.Gray Man
Shaman King
Vampire Knight
Hellsing
Elfen Lied
Rosorio+Vampire
Rave Master
Flame of Recca
Bitter Virgin
Living Game
Hikaru no Go
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Tsukihime
Psycho Buster
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Yakitate Ja-pan

That's all I can think of right now. I'll update this later with pictures and a small synopsis for each. My keyboard is being retarted right now and most of the keys aren't working >_>(no, no on-screen keybaord. I HATE that thing.) Once again, this is MY recommended list so it may or may not catch other people's fancy. I sincerely apologise for doing such a sloppy job and for posting so late. I'm a lazy bum and my life is messed up, so cut me some slack, okay?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Potter (in the theatre...)

The next Harry Potter movie will be ready to realease sometime soon(rumored Oct 2008)... The official trailer has been realesed> http://youtube.com/watch?v=fMHpX0SkIVs (dosent seem like an official trailer to me... Anyways)
Here is a sneak peek of some scenes from the movie for all Potter fans....

"Yeah the man in the last pic is Slughorn..."

LOD bosses

Hi friends, i am back. Was really busy. I was surfing the net to get pics on the main bosses of diablo 2 LOD. So i am going to post the pics i got. take a look....
1)Andariel
2)Duriel
3)Mephisto
4)Diablo
5)Baal

See ya later....