Criminal> A friend, he asked me to keep his name hush hush(only some people like shag, Shuv and Arn would know)
Victim> Anyone who saw those damn photos
Place> South city mall
Time> I Dont know
Incident> This incident happened few months ago. Although i was not really present when this happened I got some solid proof thru pics. We had been given this useless project where we had to visit malls and survey.This group of boys went together(including shag(who got me the photo evidence) and the criminal of the story(lets just call him hole))to survey the market. As expected they just went there, cracked open a beer bottle(as if) slapped each others lowly bottoms, picked their noses and took some photo proog(to make the survey look all real> Did u really think any sane person would go to innocent muggers(huh?) and ask them about environmental impacts> Like they care. Till the question could be fininshed the muggers would have left them standing naked with a questenaire in their hand)After the photos were developed they were brought to school(the place of all trades> Everything starting from LSD to viagra is sold here(for dumb folks: the last statement is pure joke).I got to see them and was surprised to see the pattern in the pics. While Shags pics came blurred(as if the cam was resisting him> see The pic i gave in the case file, Case of the missing Goatee for clearly understanding as to why Shagnik is not a much cam material).Hole in all of his pics was in weird poses(as if the the cam snapped itself at his most embarassing moments) like picking nose, showing off the huge gap between his dentines, Tugging something down his pants(Mr elephant trunk),trying to touch nose with toongue and many more intimidating poses(bloddy drunkard). The most disturbing part was that why would anyone be in such poses beside people knowing that the camera would click away any second. Unless he wanted to............
Brrrrrrrrrrr! Creepy.
End> I looked at him across the class. He knew i saw his photos. He digged a finger into his nasal cavity and his pimply face twisted into a wretched smile. And then.......... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sorry i forgot the rest. I was hospitalised. Shagnik insisted on telling me but i preffered not to listen.(Actually i went deaf in one ear doing my regular virtual shouts> like the one above)
Moral of the story> Always keep a shredder machine ready........(sheesh! If u dont get this u ar officially rated as a moron)
Comment> yes hole(name changed) does not fall in the unaccountable no. of hairy friends i have. Avtually he's not a friend at all(Boo Hoo hoo, i cant make hairless friends) and yes his ears are like that in the pic(very mutt like). He mistakenly got some canine genes transferred into him when he was in the tube.
Buy..............
........what? obviously my lies.(Please 0.0000001 % of what i write is absolutely true. Who cares. As long as it is juicy, people don't give a damn)
my next case file is done and i'll post it any day. Keep a look out.........
My next juicy installment on the way..........
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