Place> The place called torture land... oops! i mean school.
Victim> Chibi God Sagnik(or is it Shagnick), lets just call him by the name he likes to be called- > Ryudo(or was it Ryodu?)
Aim>To molest an innocent (Yeah right!) student.
Crime> Sagnik is too proud about anything black and hairy that sticks out from his skin(ewww!)
So he commited the henious crime of growing a very bushy gotee(the thing that looks like pubic hair and sticks out from your chin croch)
INCIDENT 1> It was 16th of July 2008. We the L.S.S.C(let's screw Sagnik club) as usual was waiting for him(to do our usual). but sagnik didnt come. Somebody informed us that Sagnik was caught for having a collosal tuft of thing under his chin. As far as the recent reports he was pulled out by using his goatee which was the root of all evil. Sagnik was send home as asked to shave of his thing> if it was possible and even after Shagnik gave all outrageous reasons like> its supposed to be realigious and its very special since i thing my first tooth is still somewhere in it(ewwww! gross) our strong willed principal spanked his lowly ass and send him home.
2> Sagnik's mom is really angry and she brings the family heirloom> the holy-demonic(????) chisel to uproot sagnik's hair bfore his dad could find out that his son got (*****) bcos of something as discrete as hair.... Sagnik's dad didnt react but history mentioned him as a scary man and he lived upto it. Yes u got it. later he -------------------------------------------------Sagnik(Fill up the blank with all the gruesome words possible.)
END> Sagnik did come to school . He had his (goat)ee shaved of(pulled out). Yes we were shocked but still the excessive amnt of ear hair that was sticking out was a scarier sight(Guess what happened?)people kept staring and then it became an old story but nobody had to see that horrible sight i had seen that day. while all were busy mentally and verbally scr***ng him i saw sagnik's Goatee down there in his Tiffin Box and he was all over it.
Moral of the story> If u think people like to look Fuzz free your wrong. some are umm! hair freaks. Check it out for yourself.
Sagnick looks a lot scarier in real life. and he's got DBZ like hair. OH MY GOD!
Note> I took special permission from Ryudo to post this case file and seriosly i hope i didn't offend anyone (especially if u like to stay grizzly too) and i hope u liked the special flavour i added to one of the most uninteresting events of my life. Bye then.................
3 comments:
That story was ridiculously funny. I have a similar friend like that called Arya- Meghna
Seriously, Is your friend that freaky?
P.s- I am not hairy
Arya
It's all a lie! A horrible lie! You sneaky little rat! I did not have an overgrown bush for a goatee. I told you not to post anything about me getting into this mess, didn't I? Listen everyone, he's blown everything out of proportion in an attempt to make it funny. I suppose it's remotely humorous now but it's not as funny as you are in school(you know what I'm referring to). I guess it's your expressions. Oh well, what's done is done. Just for the record, I was NOT spanked and I don't look like that picture. Undoubtedly, I'm the ugliest, most misshapen, laziest and most obese person to walk the earth and I like it that way. In the words of Garfield: "I'm fat, I'm lazy, and I'm PROUD of it!" I'm me and I wouldn't have it any other way. That is all.
P.S. I DON'T HAVE DBZ-ESQUE HAIR!
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