Case File 6# with the fine baba and N00B baba.....

Hey pple like its been this one yr of no posts.. sorry to say but was damn tired blogging all kind of stupid worthless sad junks...... but anyways back with some new case files this yr.....

Starting with the>>>> my new experiences.......

1> Playing carrom----- Well i tried........ and tried... and tried........ still trying.

But there is this wierd curse on my fingers. my striker just wnt move straight and my fingers oscillating like maad on the board.... pple shouting beside me(yeah everybody seems to know everything)and when i think i could not play wrse i just had to proove myself wrong.....

Well thats the pic of shuv doing his chi on that guy(damn i forget his name) trying to ward off his stench and stuuf that came with it>> read on later

well to begin with it was that sad tuesday when we have GAMES peroid. some dbpc ians enjoying true freedom in the school boundries......(seriusly!!) i try to get my hand steady. and play with pple far better than me.... well to start with shuv(the man with the hands of the randoms Gods)(fugly genius when it comes to using those long fingers) then theres sag... yup ryudo for u.... the guy who just has to play good...... and theres arn the one who hits the carrom men and they slide like theyve been creamed(ahem ahem)

These two pple just had to come and bug us. u know the typical who think they rule the gallaery. and with all the elements presesnt that can make me play bad present in the scene u can guess how well i played...... everybody seemed perturbed. Arn breaking dwn slowly under pressure... Shuv warding off the smell form one of them....and shag well i wasnt looking...... i played something like this......>>>>

Well first of all sorry for the chepta gutis.....(bangalira bujhe nio) Thers our striker big dildor on the field..... sorry cannot say why they wanted to name that that. now as u see. i am not white and thus they lay there ready to be dropped.... and all the black concentraded arnd the centre. cos we drop em(me and arn... ahem ahem>>>>> arn) and i kinda get them up with the clearest fines u wud ever see anywhere....(not good is it)any ways so thats how they named me finebaba..... atleast i know the origin of this one..... sigh!!!

The other sad game i fail to remember.....(hey i am saying the truth)but i do remember we lost miserably....(cursed) and the only two carrom men we had dropped were actually dropped by our enemy folks(flukes>>> sigh!!!) the third was today. as i vivdly remeber shuv inheriting my talents somehow and scoring better fines than i do. the only similarity being............ i lost again.. being on his team.......(well it was not entirely his fault>.......i know u guys think i did it all myself didnt u!!! solely being responsible of making my team loose) well yeah!!!(sigh!!)

(Arnab dont read on)(DANGER!!!!!!!!)of hrt brks

seriusly dude dont read!!!
2> the 2nd one was not exactly what i played or xperienced....... my friends ar hooked onto playing dota like mad pple....and as they talk and i pick up..... i kinda get the impression that Arnab is well... sort of a not so good a player.......(not being modest!!). well it hurts to say llllloser sometims....

ARn thats not rite!!!!

I dnt really get abt what they say....... but the game filled with heroes called.... ball-gin. bara-thrum..... rasta(???)... boob mother.....and many more......

Stop reading dammit!!!

Shuv was a newbie as all NEW players were..... but he soon reached a new skill level. but as the story goes poor dear arnab was stuck the same place, hiding behind trees and running toward the bases thumping against walls..... sad truly!

Well if u insist on reading i will hell will tell the mailto:truth!@!!%$3@*()&$%7^*3^32&586

Arnab tried as i tried in carrom.....(he aso tried in TT as in table tennis but that sad story is for another day) and Shuv and shag tried as much as they could. one landed up with hard core insomnia and the other the khisti syndorme....well I have no proof so cant exactly state the entire sad humdrum..... As i was told.... Arnie did try magic on someone who was immune on it, got killed 5 times bfore u coluld say whoops..... runs towards the base and tries using his spl laser techniques and psy beam attacks form there........did die once getting hit by the falling tree branch, does play horrible with a lot of heroes.......(not being modest plz) Gives pple a sore eye, a sore brain, a sore thoat. some lose sleep, some collpse on the keyboard as he tries to find the exact buton on the keyboard which takes approx 10 min to do so.... some loose the will to speak(uhum uhum sag) and some to live(uhum uhum sag) and well if the game is ovr by a few mins its always sags fault(uhum uhum) or its the damn computer that frooze or the damn keyboard the revolted with the poping out buttons.(bloody genuis) and if its the immortal hero that bcomes mortal under arns will, and the hero who just dissapears form the screen and arn looking all arnd in the map for it.... or it is just plain dumbness as arn kills his team or goes on giving hp and gold to the others or its the diabloical homicidal mission of getting rid of him(well shuv and shag tried> to cut him off!!!!)and Arnab still is the shining rock he is. exuding confidence as he says "sure i am used to playing in normal" and he still couldnt undersatnd why after each game the nxt day there is thsi odd silence when all of them try(they all try) to discuss DOTA!!! some pple just never understand.......(that being modest is the best thing>>> shub shag its a hint>>> tell him bfore its toooo goddamn late)))) and arn gained the noob baba title(sigh)

Well 4things i was told arn does...1> hiding behind trees(hes there some where)2>uhhhh!!! 3>running to save himself till he leads the enemies rite where the others dnt want him to and then then everybody is mass murdered.....4> Hiding in the base behind bushes and well throwing telekinesis powers...... to contact with the dead(shuv and shag)

Note: most exaggaerted and untrue(uhum uhum) facts since most infos gathered form other although trusty sources.... and Arn if u ar seriusly bursting like a pressure cooker. well i am angry too. u werentt really supposed to read on remember!!!