Case File#2 Case of the missing buttons

Hi here's the new case File i was working on. Not much but yes it is highly uninteresting....

Place> Torture land (again> to know more reffer to my last case file: case of the missing goat(ee))
Victim> A teacher called Sassy.

The molester, oops! i mean criminal> Arnab Mitra(Also know as drool boy)

Backgroung of story> Practice for the patriotic song competition had started. Independance day was near and students in our class were practicing the song(we were compelled( Beat up with dil**s)) called Karar oi louho kapat(I dont know if this is an assamese song!). In our group there was arnab. We never knew what was his evil(slimy) intentions behind that piece of paper(held upside down with the song written on it). At intervals he grinned and sang(stained the paper in front with nose shit in the process bcos of sinus) and left us wondering.

Incident 1>

Day> day of the bang, i mean song competition(people had already gone insane> With five of his fingers(entire hand) in his ear ryudo was chanting> La! la! la! La!)

We were all dressed up in our Panjabis(traditional wears). Arnab got this collosal negligee(Sheesh! as if i don't recognise slut clothes) but his Panjabi(Please that is so a negligee) had no buttons and had an almost naval neckline. Arnab told me his problem. i had no idea what the problem was(since i didn't know what hideous thing he had to hide> "Stop imagining shuvojit. Arnab did not grow the boop fruit." ) I innocently asked sassy for a safety pin. She was obliged to give me and when i went ahead to pin up Arnab's neck line she asked me if she could do the honour(with the sarcastic grin that suggested that she took me for a lowly creature). She then saw the freakiest thing on Arnab's chest, a Hairy Tarantula and almost got an insulin shock(Coma for illeterates). All were there picking her up when i(i am soooo stupid) looked at Arnab's chest. it was no poisonous spider but pitch black hair that grew at the centre and looked like a hairy creeper was sprouting from arnab's center(but i swear i saw 2 glowing eyes in there)

END> Arnab gave me his scary grin and i don't know why i had the creepy feeling that he did this on purpose.

Moral of the story> never stay around people who grin and drool too much.

"WHY WHY DO I HAVE THE CREEPIEST AND HAIRIEST FRIENDS"> No offence Ryudo.

Hope u enjoyed this case file. Watch out for my next issue. I'll be back with lots more and maybe some new and cooler reviews. And yes i did take this picture of Arnab with my Digital camera.