Friday, August 29, 2008

Case File3# Case of my missing eyes.

Hi friends time i post my new case file. thanx for the lovely mails all of u send in last week.
Place> My house
Victim> an Unfortunate me.
Criminal> The ever hungry Shuvojit(yes he is a friend too> but he is not a hairy freak)
Act> shuvojit came to my house to complete the bio project(seriously some teacher are purposeless) and mom as usual acting sweet and elegant(please! mom as if people dont know about your demonic form) serves us golgappa(no these are not desi Octopus balls Japanese eat(Seriosly octopus's have testicles????)) Anyways shuvojit always said his mom was not a food specialist and his gorilla(his retrosexual maid(woman)) only prepared ghaat(i couldnt spell properly> Its some kind of australian mud crap) and that he has grown in a mundane food situation(he gets 1 sandwitch for lunch; A banana and somthing that looks like a raped oppusum for dinner). But seriously when he ate my mom's golgappas i saw the -i can even eat a donkey now- expression on his face and he went down and over my food like a freakshow. What is saw made my eyes pop out and since then i havent found them. so mom got me spares.......But this time i wont try to mind boggle my readers without proof. so this time i got hold of my over molested digi cam and snapped some gross pics(weel how would i know??? i lost my eyeballs).

1)Shuvojit please thats not your fake teeth.

2)Shuvojit planning to drink imli juice in an empty golgappa.

3)I cant provide for u.
Moral of the story> If one of your dear friends flash their teeth too much and they have spotless white teeth then don't let them in your house and definitely don serve them food.

See i told u................ my friends ar..................... freakshows.

Boo Hoo Hoo I hate my life.

see ya later..............

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lovely read and funny as usual
Amay

Anonymous said...

Hi shounak, this is Mina(Titli) Happy birthday on a advance note. No I did not read through the other posts. I liked this one so I think I will go through some of the earlier ones.

Anonymous said...

Your small writings are cool. I think i'll be posting similar stuff on my blog. Shounk can u please announce my new blog. Seriously you got some viewers. Hard to believe that you only got some 70 posts and have so many followers. Seriously I envy you.
Alekh
I am commenting since you have not replied my mails for a fairly long time.
and yes Happy Birthday